LIMITED DROP ENDS IN 14H 27M · ROUGUI 2024 · LAST 18 PIECES
MAFIATEA. SIGN IN CART · 0
QIANGE FAMILY · WUYI · EST. 1987

DON'T BREW IT
LIGHT.

THE BLACK COFFEE OF TEA. CHARCOAL-ROASTED YANCHA, AGED SHOU FROM PRIVATE CELLARS, LAPSANG SO SMOKY YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. STRONG WATER, FULL LEAF, NO COMPROMISE.

SHOP THE FAMILY → THE OATH ↓
38
DARK CUTS
12 Y
OLDEST AGED SHOU
100%
NO BULLSHIT
Aged shou pu-erh — cellar-dark, 12 years
FEATURED · $128

THREE RULES.

01.

DOUBLE THE LEAF.

YOUR GUIDE SAYS 5G. WE SAY 8. THIS IS NOT A GENTLE INFUSION. THIS IS A PROPER POT.

02.

BOILING POINT.

100°C. NO COMPROMISE. THESE LEAVES SHRUGGED OFF FIRE. THEY WILL SHRUG OFF YOUR THERMOMETER.

03.

FIRST POUR IS FREE.

RINSE AND DUMP. 5 SECONDS. THE FIRST STEEP IS NOT FOR YOU — IT'S FOR THE LEAF TO WAKE UP.

THE FAMILY.

ALL 38 →
THE OATH · NEVER BROKEN

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT,
WE'LL TAKE IT BACK.

21-DAY UNCONDITIONAL RETURN. NO QUESTIONS. NO RESTOCKING FEE. NO HONOUR-SYSTEM BULLSHIT. SHIP IT BACK AND WE'LL REFUND YOU TO THE GRAM.

ENTER THE FAMILY →